By Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft
'Allo 'Allo follows the adventures of René, a hapless café owner in war-torn occupied France. He and his wife Edith struggle to keep for themselves the priceless portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, stolen by the Nazis and hidden in a sausage in the café cellar.
René is also hiding two British airmen and endeavouring, with the help of the Resistance, to repatriate them. However, communicating with London through a wireless disguised as a cockatoo causes a few problems and matters come to a head with the news that the Führer is to visit the town to collect the painting.
Then someone has the bright ideal to disguise themselves as Adolf Hitler and collect the painting before the real Hitler arrives. Needless to say, things do not go to plan and René needs all the wit he can muster to save his café and his life!